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LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT (LDOTL) is a Virtual Marketplace that sells Stupid Sh*t, Cool Sh*t, Dumb Sh*t, and Sh*t you probably don't need. But honestly... it's irresistible... Most people would agree that LDOTL garments offer a superior collection of original repurposed images and contemporary graphic concepts with a retro underground flavor. Made in the USA.

Nearly 400 different graphic concepts to choose from! Available on T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts for all genders. Plus unusual Greeting Cards, Skateboard Deck Art, Stickers, and some other odds and ends.

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"For many people a t-shirt is more than just a casual every day garment. The t-shirt you pull over your head says a lot about you; the things you connect with bands, musicians and sports teams you support, your social interests and politics."

One of the things I love the most about technology is that it is constantly providing creative opportunities for people like me. After bouncing around Artist Shops, I was inspired, and it took me to a place I love to play.

(OH NOOOOOO! Frank's going on a ramble...

Quick! CLICK HERE, go to the Last Door On The Left and avoid all of these extra words. What's that acrynm for too long to read? Oh yea, TL;DR.)

TL;DR. In my past (early 90's), I was employed as a commissioned Sales Rep at Emerald City Sales. I represented more than four dozen lines of music and pop culture related manufacturers for a variety of licensed merchandise: t-shirts, posters, hats, calendars and related dry goods. I've seen hundreds of thousands of graphics and sold thousands of t-shirts all over the world.

(I Warned You... Seriously, open the Last Door On The Left and come inside.)

Personally, I have easily cycled through at least 1,000 t-shirts in my lifetime. And, designed several for crews and production teams on various projects through the years.

I believe that a t-shirt has the power to turn any person into a human billboard. Some people prefer to be Branded while others, more independently minded, avoid those images like a plague. The latter, my peps.

As a late 70's early 80's punk rock guy with green hair, your t-shirt (and hair cut/color) was one of the best ways to find your tribe. Still is."

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Here is a sampling of the kinds of "gotta-wear-it" graphics on casual apparel concepts from the Last Door On The Left Collections. Click any link to see what's going on.

Make Art Not War - A Message in many languages including Vulcan

Giant Grinder - Luchadores and Submarine Sandwiches

Kraken Surf Company - Why Seattle WA is not a Surf Town

Sumo Peace - Sumo Wrestlers Flashing Peace Signs

Words Worth Repeating - Inspired by Plastic Grocery Sacks

Girrrl Power - Fun ways to Celebrate the Feminist in You

Bear Club - Grrr, Cool Stuff for Burly Guys

SKATEBOARDS - Collectible Skate Deck Art by Frank

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​DEEP THOUGHTS FROM A T-SHIRT GUY
Real "T-shirt Connoisseurs" know that a T-shirt can turn anyone into a mobile billboard for their cause, whatever that may be. Some people prefer to be branded with corporate logos while others show their independence by avoiding those images like a plague, these are my people." ​When asked about his graphic concepts, Harlan explains Last Door On The Left graphic this way, "Look, all I can say is during my life's eclectic evolution I've literally seen hundreds of thousands of T-shirts with graphics on them -- some good, some bad. Personally, I'm not a fan of cute. definitely not a fan of punny. In general, I prefer to be misunderstood. That's why the visual concepts in my gallery of LDOTL graphics unquestionably manipulate the observer, celebrate alternative lifestyles, and exploit fonts." Anyone, of any gender, knows that a T-shirt is a lot more than just a trendy everyday garment. For most, it is an outward expression of your inner self (or something like that. Right? For others, depending on your preferred fit, it's like a second skin.Everyone knows, by now, that the T-shirt one pulls over their head says a lot about them and the things they advocate for -- like bands and musicians, sense of humor, level of intellect, social interests, lifestyle, hobbies and politics. Even without words, a graphic on a T-shirt can connect you to your tribe, or get you invited into a new one."

So, drop into Last Door On The Left's Collections of repurposed graphics and AI collaborations.
Share 'em with your friends. Explore, shop, and remember to close the door on your way out.

In the past creating and printing t-shirts as a side project or small business was never a cost-effective proposition because it required one to invest up front, hold a lot of back stock and have a big enough line of products to engage the public’s interest over and over again for an extended period of time. A seriously challenging proposition. Plus, all those other details like demographics and hoping the right people came along and love it enough to shell out a few bucks to get one.

 

Now. Finally, I have my weird little t-shirt shoppe.
Last Chance... CLICK HERE - LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT
Explore, shop and please close the door on your way out.*

*Even if you're not dropping bank to support any of our Last Door causes, we hope you will be inspired and, with the actions you choose to take under future circumstances, show your support for Performance & Visual Artists, your local Farmer's Market, other Urban Farmers and Tree Huggers.

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