This website was originally created to promote and archive Creative Producer Frank Harlan's projects and activities. Plus, a way to historically document his past work in television and live performance throughout his eclectic career as a visual performance artist.


For fans of Harlan's alternative rock days as Northwest Music Icon, Bill Bored (1983-93), take some time to bounce around his online portfolio of hype on the Bombshelter Videos link. These pages are in a constant state of update because we keep finding things in boxes.


Visit Frank's Online Apparel Store

However, dude is old now, and as Harlan has evolved so has the ways he employees his writing and live performance skills. Since 2009, as a Certified Humanist Celebrant, Frank has produced and performed non-religious weddings and hosted receptions for couples of all genders... more than 700 to date. 

The COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020-21 has brought Harlan back in front of the camera via video conferencing apps. He currently Producing and Conducting multi-camera Zoom Events. And presides over Weddings and Celebration of Life Memorial Services with Virtual Guests.

Always Something Going On...


If you know anything about Frank Harlan, you know he's not one to rest on his laurels. Harlan is a passionate Creative who is always engaged in doing something, learning something, thinking about something, or walking his dog Crusoe (a GSP).

As an ole punk rock guy, hobbyist landscaper and hardcore environmentalist Harlan loves getting his hands dirty and invests himself 100% into whatever project he is involved with -- growing heirloom tomatoes for the Food Bank, harvesting Mason Bees, or mindfully tending to his vegetable garden.


Harlan is always in forward motion.