A Compilation of Frank Information

This website was originally created to promote Frank's public projects and activities. Plus, a way to historically document his past work in television and live performance throughout throughout his career as a creative producer.


For fans of Harlan's alternative rock days as a Northwest Music Icon, Bill Bored (1983-93), take some time to bounce around his online portfolio of hype on the Bombshelter Videos link. These pages are in a constant state of update because we keep finding things in boxes.

However, dude is old now, and as Harlan has evolved so has the ways he employees his writing and live performance skills. Since 2009, as a Certified Humanist Celebrant, Frank has produced and performed non-religious weddings and hosted receptions for couples of all genders... more than 700 to date. Some who usta watch him on TV.

2020 and the COVID-19 Pandemic has brought Harlan back in front of the camera and via video conferencing apps, he currently presides over Virtual Weddings and Celebration of Life Memorial Services.

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Always Something Going On...


If you know anything about Frank Harlan, you know he's not one to rest on his laurels. Harlan is a passionate artist who is always creating something, learning something or walking his dog Crusoe (a GSP).

As an ole punk rock guy, hobbyist landscaper and stanch environmentalist Harlan loves getting his hands dirty and invests himself 100% into whatever project he is involved with -- growing heirloom tomatoes for the Food Bank, harvesting Mason Bees, or mindfully composting his vegetable garden. Harlan is always in forward motion.

© 1984 to Present  Frank Harlan | Seattle, Washington